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Prologue
Comedic Irony At its Best
by Mihoshi
Mihoshi34x@yahoo.com
"Yes! I want you now. Now! Hurry up and get here before my stupid oni comes in! Now!"
"Okay, so let me repeat that, you want..."
"You know what I want! We do this every friggin Saturday! Now hurry!"
"Alright, Koenma-sama! I'll be there in a few..."
"Hurry! For God's sake I can't wait any longer! Why can't we just do this every day?"
"Alright, alright, I'm coming!"
Click.
About 2 seconds later Botan arrived into Koenma's office.
"Close the door! Make sure you lock it, so George can't come in... Imagine what he'd say if he saw us! Now, give it to me..."
Botan handed Koenma the pizza. It was his regular: extra cheese, sausage, and pepperoni.
"Botan, you are an angel!" Taking a big bite out of a slice, he hardly even chewed before gulping it down.
Botan could hardly stop from laughing, watching her boss eat the pizza. "I don't see why you have to be so secretive about it. I mean, it's just a pizza."
"Yeah, but if everyone found out, they'd think of me as a slob, and the prince of ReiKai can't have that now can he?"
Botan shrugged. To her it wasn't a big deal, but then again, looking as how Koenma was devouring that pizza, it wasn't exactly, uh, princely. "But why do you always change into your older self when eating?" She asked.
Koenma shoveled another piece into his mouth. "The bigger the mouth, the better to eat with, that's all."
Botan giggled. It was true, but considering that her boss yelled or complained 24/7 you would think the younger form had the bigger mouth. "Alright Koenma-sama, now its time for business."
Koenma looked up at Botan, taking a (very) short pause from eating. "Wha?" he said, with a mouth full of food.
"Okay, I've been doing this for you for like, months now, right?"
"Hai."
"Well, so far, I haven't even gotten anything in return. So I think you know what I'm getting at, right? I want what I deserve. "
Koenma sighed. He knew this was coming.
"Alright fine, you can have the last piece." He reluctantly handed Botan the last slice of pizza.
"You BAKA! NO I don't want any pizza! I want a salary raise!" Botan was just about to whack Koenma's head sky high with her oar but he stopped her.
"Okay, okay! I'll give you a raise, just don't hit me! Your oar really hurts you know!"
Botan giggled. "It's supposed to! But okay, if you give me a raise, I'll continue getting your pizzas."
Koenma could have kissed her. He settled for a simple hug. "Thank you, thank you, thank you! I'll make it up to you! "
"Uh, sure, whatever! Well, I have to go ferry some souls, so just take it easy Koenma-sama!"
Botan gave him a friendly kiss, the proceeded to leave his office.
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Thus begins the story, Comedic Irony At its Best. Let me introduce myself. Name's Diana, the goddess of the Moon, animals, and hunters! Me and my buddy Venus are planning on having some fun this weekend, teehee. Oh yeah, Venus is the goddess of Love. We've been keeping our eye on the little prince of hell. He's a cutie isn't he? Well, at least, when He's in his teenage form.
Oh, before I forget! Venus and me will be talking to each other throughout the story. My writing will be in Italics, while Venus's shall be bold.
Hi y'all! How's it going?
Hey Venus! I was just telling our readers how we're gonna be telling our story.
Oh. That's cool. By the way, since were having so much fun, shouldn't we be inviting your brother? I mean, he's like the king of mischief, ya know!
Nah. Apollo only has mean fun. Just look what he did to poor Oedipus Rex! It's better we do this on our own, Venus.
Oh, Alright. Let's continue on now.
Okay, So anyways, like I was saying before, me and Venus plan on having some fun this weekend. You see, we've been watching Koenma, and have been noticing how much of a grouch he is. Not cool.
Yeah, I mean, who wants to watch this boring little 3-year-old all day anyways. So that's why we are going to making him fall in love, with his favorite little ferry girl. He'll be sure to stay in his teenage form now drool, drool.
Heh, heh. This is the stuff we do for fun! Oh, and in case you were wondering, the pizza obsession was all my idea!
Ha, you just got that from your brother!
Humph, no I did not! Erg, I'm tired of living in his shadow! After we do this, everyone will be calling ME the mischief-maker! So there!
Yeah, yeah sure sure. Let's just get back to the story okay?
Okay...
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