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Part 2
Comedic Irony At its Best
by Mihoshi
Mihoshi34x@yahoo.com
Koenma sat on his bed and continued to eat the pizza (what did you think they were doing?), then Botan sat down next to him.
"Koenma-sama!"
"Not now Botan! I'm trying to eat here!"
"Koenma-sama!"
Koenma didn't respond, he was too busy devouring his food.
"KOENMA-SAMA! Pay attention to me!"
Her yell finally got Koenma's attention. He turned to look at her...
Freeze!
The scene froze
TEEHEE! This is so much fun! Okay, now Venus, do your stuff!
I've been waiting for this! Time for them to realize their feelings for each other...
Venus floated above the soon-to-be couple, and sprinkled a strange sneeze-inducing powder.
I think that will do! All right! Hey, Diana, pass the popcorn, will ya?
Unfreeze!
The prince and his ferry girl sneezed at exactly the same time. They both looked around the room.
"Heh, something weird seems to be happening, but I can't put my finger on it..." Koenma thought aloud.
"Hai! I agree, something just doesn't seem right, ya know?"
Hearing her words, Koenma's heart skipped a beat. Was he just dreaming, or did an angel just speak to him?
He redirected his eyes onto Botan. This time, his heart began to furiously pulsate. Now it was like he had just seen an angel! Koenma's heart felt like it had just awaken from a long sleep...
Botan nearly died when Koenma looked up at her. She never realized how beautiful his golden-brown eyes were before. It was as if she had been blind and now her eyes were finally opened....
Taking his gaze off her eyes, Koenma immediately was fixated on her lips. They were a deep red color, practically begging him to kiss them! And of course, how could he resist kissing an angel on the mouth...?
Botan tensed as she noticed Koenma gazing at her lips. All common sense was lost when she began to feel him getting closer...
Koenma took Botan's hand and they both stood up by the side of the bed. Slowly he began to move his lips closer to hers; his eyes now locked onto his angel's lips.
Botan trembled. Koenma was only an inch away from kissing her...
Then their noses bumped.
Keep in mind, this was the first time either had ever kissed anyone. Botan really was very busy, what with helping Yusuke or ferrying souls, to ever have a boyfriend, and we all know Koenma has virtually no personal life! So it comes as no surprise to me what happened. It made Venus a little angry, however. Anyways, let's get back to the story at hand.
Withdrawing their heads they both laughed. But of course, when Venus wants a love scene, she gets a love scene...
Koenma softly apologized, but still couldn't take his eyes off her lips. Quickly he computed how to get around the nose, then decided to try again. Taking her face in one of his hands, he tilted her head slightly, and the two (finally!) kissed.
I don't know if it was meant to be a small kiss, but it increased tenfold, and soon, the two were both wrapped in each other's arms, kissing passionately. It took all Koenma's will power just not to throw Botan on his bed and make love to her...
He took his lips off hers and began to place kisses all over her face and neck. Okay, correction, Koenma didn't have enough will power to resist the temptation. Picking her up, he cast aside the long forgotten pizza, and tossed her onto the bed, in which he soon followed after....
Stop, Stop! Ack! Freeze! Venus, what the heck do you think you are doing?
Making a love scene, what else?
Uh, heh, do you mind repeating to me the title of this little fanfic?
Um, Comedic Irony at It's Best...why?
You're right, that is the title, not, "Koenma and Botan: the porno" okay? So let's stop right now, leave em in this position, and then see their reactions!
Fine. Obviously you don't appreciate romance...
Focus Venus! Focus! Trust me, they'll be a time and place for that okay?
Yeah, yeah, so um, what are we gonna do now?
Why, isn't it obvious? We leave the reader in suspense! Teehee!
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