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Part 3
Comedic Irony At its Best
by Mihoshi
Mihoshi34x@yahoo.com
Hello! It's us again, Venus and Diana! We would just like to explain something to all our readers.
Yes, you see, many may look at the last chapter and think we are forcing this relationship onto Koenma and Botan. But that's not true! You see, there are certain laws we must keep, when it comes to love and mischief.
Yeah, understand that we talked to Fate, and he saw that in the near future (maybe 3 or 4 centuries from now, we're not sure) Botan and Koenma would definitely have ended up together.
Exactly, you see, we both, in the name of fun, have decided to make something that is usually happen in one decade, happen in one month! Do you see the genius?
Yes, Diana, I admit, It was a good plan. But can we get back to the story? I wanna see their reactions. Now hold on.
Venus hovered over the bed that now held both Botan and Koenma, with Koenma on top of his ferry girl. Venus sprinkled her awake-powder.
That should do.
Mwahahaha! Here is what I've been waiting for. Let's see what they do.
Koenma was in the middle of another deep passionate kiss, when what he was doing suddenly occurred to him. Jumping off of Botan, he took a moment to catch his breath, before speaking.
"Botan, what just happened?" he said, in between deep inhales.
"What are you talking about? What was wrong with what we were doing?" The kissing didn't seem to faze her at all.
Oh whoops. I think I only sprinkled it on Koenma, and I missed Botan because he was on top of her. Want me to change it back for you, Diana?
No, no... This could be interesting... MWAHAHHA MWAHAHAH MWAHHAA.... I mean, heh, heh, continue...
"Earth to Botan! What did we just do?"
"I see nothing wrong with it...." Getting up from his bed, Botan slowly approached Koenma...
"Botan! Stop it, right now! Something is going on, and it's not right! Will you just hold on for a minute?"
But Botan kept walking towards Koenma, until her lips were planted on his.
At first he resisted, but like I said in part 2, this isn't exactly old news to Koenma. I mean, it was one of his first kisses, and I'm sure if any of you guys had a beautiful woman pressing herself onto you, you would have a hard time pulling yourself away! So after a relatively short (in comparison to the others anyways.) kiss, Koenma managed to pull himself away.
So there they were, about 2 inches away from each other, when:
Freeze!
Okay, now put Botan back to normal. This is getting good!
Yeah, yeah, gimme a minute!
Venus sprinkled some awake-dust onto Botan's head.
Good. Now action!
Botan's eyes dilated what seemed to be twice their size.
"Oh my God, Lord Koenma-sama, I have no idea what came over me..." Botan said in a hoarse whisper, obviously very afraid. "Gomen, gomen! I wish I could explain...."
"I don't think it was your fault Botan. If I recall, I was the one who kissed you first...But its weird, it doesn't feel like it just happened a few seconds ago, more like a few months.
"Hai, I have that same feeling..."
BANG! Lord Enma entered the bedroom, with George the oni trailing at his side.
"KOENMA! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?"
At that moment, both prince and ferry girl realized their faces were still only 2 inches away...A romantic-looking position if you were to ask me.
"F-f-father! Uh, what are you doing here?"
"KOENMA YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO! AND I HAD THOUGHT THIS IGNORANT ONI WAS ONLY SEEING THINGS, BUT IT TURNS OUT IT WAS TRUE!"
Now Koenma's world was going upside down. All of a sudden he had these really strange feelings for a ferry girl, who also happens to be his best friend! Then he ends up kissing her, multiple times actually, and his father catches him in the act. And all this time, he has no idea what was going on!
Soooo I guess you could say it was perfectly natural to Botan when Koenma passed out. Of course, seeing that the Lord of the Underworld in all his rage was enough to wipe the prince out, it was of no surprise that Botan did the same, passing out only a few seconds after her boss.
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